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sukhi
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PostSubject: Share a funny story!   Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:29 pm

Hello fellow people!

Welcome to a new topic, aka Share a funny story. Simply put, you do as the topic name says, share with us something that has happened to you or you have witnessed. Let the circle go around guys and i'll start. Razz

My Story:
My sister was in her room, drinking a glass of water. I creeped in, moving the door carefully and quietly. Waited until i was completely behind her and screamed, "BOOOOOO!" the little girl, dropped her glass of water, spit out what was left in her mouth, and screamed! Hahahahah! what a site, if i had taken a picture i would have shared it. scared the broad day lights out of her.

same thing happened a few weeks back. its like what 1 in the afternoon? anyways, im lying in my room doing nothing in particular, but my eyes are closed. Jessi comes into my room, tiptoes quietly and leans towards me face. and then before she could do anything to scare me, I screamed BOOOO and snapped my eyes open. she flinched back and almost hits my dresser. and says 'damn you sukhi. everytime. im going to get you one day. you wait and watch. you watch your butt.' and storms out HAHAHAHHAHAH. dhangar thought she could get me Razz

Now its your turn!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:06 am

Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:55 am

^^ Prii, this should have been posted in the Laughter Zone topic (which I have done so)...Sukhi has created this topic for funny incidents which have happened to you personally, something you yourself have undergone Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:33 am

oh oops...lol
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sukhi
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:20 pm

eh it works. do you have any stories rah? Grin

i have another one. today in medical class, the teacher droned on and on about stuff she repeated last week. and she said if you dont listen you'll fail the test. i said puh lease, i could pass this test with my eyes closed lol. and then ten minutes later, my eyes started closing so i took my stethoscope, put it in my ears and listened to my heart. i look up and my friend starts laughing uncontrollably. because i looked silly, like a lil' kid trying to see what i was listening for haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 am

i've pup named charlie..he keeps doing silly things all day which i find very funny. ek dum budhu hai. intelligent sirf khaane ke kaamon mein hai lol
khair uski detailed story will tell later

im sure we all keep mishearing something or the other each day. this is something that happened when charlie had arrived and i was telling one of frnd about him. i said to her that u know i have a black labra (his breed) n i was just completing my sentence when another girl who misheard me, interrupted saying , 'how come u can have a black zebra ?..theres no black zebra anywhere in the world' rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

i dont know how come 'labra' sounded 'zebra' to her rolling on the floor

moreover, i was just gonna clarify but my frnd stopped me saying rehn de, let her think its a zebra..akhir apna time waste karegi hi na thinking about a black zebra rolling on the floor rolling on the floor
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PostSubject: Re: Share a funny story!   Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:19 am

lol lol

Well Sukhi I have plenty coz all my friends are really weird and keep getting into messes Grin

One of my absolute favs is the time we had gone for a night out. There's one friend of mine (let's call her A) who's a total fattoo, gets scared at the slightest!!! so my friend B and I planned on spooking her out at night...we made a paste of talcum powder and water and spread it on her face, then wrapped her in a white sheet...she then waited behind the door in the room...A went in and B jumped out!!! lol A got the shock of her life!!! lol till date we tease her loads abt that and she gets bugged!!
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