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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:16 am

what langs do u speak?
where were u born?
how many siblings do u have?
when did u 1st learn how to read and write?
what age did u get ur 1st bike?
when is your bedtime?
are u sleepy yet?
what subjects in school do u have?
what time does ur school start?
what time does ur school end?
how many friends do u have in school?
do u like all ur teachers?
do u like when guests come over ur home?
does both of your parents work?
where do they work?
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:25 am

Describe all these pics in words....



























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priyanka/preity?
srk/aamir?
arjun/mohit?
nupur/gunjun?
sanaya/monaya?
mayur/sajan?
coke/pepsi?
cake/cupcake?
small/large?
color/dull?
red/pink?
orange/green?
yellow/black?
music/movies?
right/left?
pizza/tacos?
spagetti & sauce/macaroni & cheese?

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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it
actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it
runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains
neither grapes, nor nuts?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you
have to stop?


Why does mineral water that has "trickled through
mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews,
credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio
out of [color:ed42=#009900 ! important][color:ed42=#009900 ! important]coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you
plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at
least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out
of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you
know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a [color:ed42=#009900 ! important][color:ed42=#009900 ! important]lime called a green
or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread
always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered
bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still
#2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an [color:ed42=#009900 ! important][color:ed42=#009900 ! important]egg [color:ed42=#009900 ! important]roll?
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:29 am

More...

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in
ice?
what makes u:
laugh-sad-go to bathroom-watch a movie-cook-sleep-yawn-go shopping-angry-mad-go crazii-driving-study for test-going out somewhere-angry with parents-
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what time is it now?
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23.
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet
when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the
window?

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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:29 am

Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:
what langs do u speak? hindi, punjabi n english
where were u born? in the hospital'Grin'
how many siblings do u have? 1
when did u 1st learn how to read and write? when mom taught me the basics b4 taking me for interview to get admission into nursery 'Happy)'
what age did u get ur 1st bike? got scooty last yr only 'Wink)' at age of 16
when is your bedtime? 11 pm (normal days) 3 am (jis din chtting ka poora mood ho)
are u sleepy yet? abhi toh bilkul nahi
what subjects in school do u have? kya pooch liya '8-|' i have physics, chemistry, biology, english n physical education
what time does ur school start? 7:25 am 'b-('
what time does ur school end? never noticed ':-?' kabhi watch nahi dekhi na k kis time chutti hoti hai 'Wink)' ..whenva last bell rings i rush out at full speed 'Happy)' i guess its get over at 12:20 something..pakka nahi pata
how many friends do u have in school? honge 10-12
do u like all ur teachers? no, like only a few
do u like when guests come over ur home? pehle se inform kar k ayein toh no problm, but when they come over bina bataye, it just turns me mad 'angry'
does both of your parents work? mom is a houswife
where do they work? dad works in his office n mom works in house..by all means, mom ka kaam is much more tough 'Happy'


ho gaya 'Grin'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:32 am

amrit23 wrote:
Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:
what langs do u speak? hindi, punjabi n english
where were u born? in the hospital'Grin'
how many siblings do u have? 1
when did u 1st learn how to read and write? when mom taught me the basics b4 taking me for interview to get admission into nursery 'Happy)'
what age did u get ur 1st bike? got scooty last yr only 'Wink)' at age of 16
when is your bedtime? 11 pm (normal days) 3 am (jis din chtting ka poora mood ho)
are u sleepy yet? abhi toh bilkul nahi
what subjects in school do u have? kya pooch liya '8-|' i have physics, chemistry, biology, english n physical education
what time does ur school start? 7:25 am 'b-('
what time does ur school end? never noticed ':-?' kabhi watch nahi dekhi na k kis time chutti hoti hai 'Wink)' ..whenva last bell rings i rush out at full speed 'Happy)' i guess its get over at 12:20 something..pakka nahi pata
how many friends do u have in school? honge 10-12
do u like all ur teachers? no, like only a few
do u like when guests come over ur home? pehle se inform kar k ayein toh no problm, but when they come over bina bataye, it just turns me mad 'angry'
does both of your parents work? mom is a houswife
where do they work? dad works in his office n mom works in house..by all means, mom ka kaam is much more tough 'Happy'


ho gaya 'Grin'

lol thanks ofcourse i know all babies are born in da hospital..lol
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:33 am

^^prii i askd for a toffee only u've given me 2 kg's of chocolate :affraid: :affraid:
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PostSubject: yuck   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:36 am

amrit23 wrote:
prii i askd for a toffee only u've given me 2 kg's of chocolate :affraid: :affraid:

yuck i hate toffee...
lolz well eat all da chocolates...
lol u asked me to grill ya..lol
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:52 am

Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:
More...

Why aren't blue berries blue? blue hi hoti hain..dhyaan se dekhna yaar 'batting eyelashes'

Where is the lead in a lead pencil? wo ek dum beech mein jo pencil ka sikka hota hai na. thats lead 'Happy)'

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in
ice? nomenclature galat kar diya aur kya 'Wink)'
what makes u:
laugh- a good joke
sad- anything emotional
go to bathroom- lolz..all normal things that anybody does
watch a movie- nothing..im the last person who wuld choose to watch a 3 hr long movie 'Wink)'
cook- therez nothing i cook ..fir bhi mom ki daant makes me do all such things 'blush'
sleep- tired eyes
yawn- boring lecture
go shopping- need of something urgently..dont go shopping that often
angry- my bro
mad- my bro
go crazii- same answr 'Happy)'
driving- drive my way to school n then to coaching centre everyday
study for test- ek din pehle hi start studying 'Wink)'
going out somewhere- koi zabardasti le jaye toh will go..apni marzi se very rare
angry with parents- mujhe gussa kabhi bhi aa sakta hai 'Wink)' but parents pe, has to b strong reason for it
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what time is it now? 11 pm
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? hoga doctors ka koi khaas rule 'Wink)'

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? nahi bilkul nahi
'not talking'

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?achi women toh put it with their mouths closed only i guess
'Wink)'

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
impression khraab hota hoga 'Happy)'
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? wahan light hogi toh freezing proper nahi hogi

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date? nature is n will always remain the best na..iski har cheez is useful to mankind..chahe kitni bhi puraani kyun na ho

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat? electronics k side effects bhi hain
'Happy)' isliye gets burned

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? mere hisaab se toh calf was the first to think so
'Happy'

11. What do people in China call their good plates?
must b calling it plates in their language too 'Happy)'
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker? because many times he breaks the trust of the person

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? testimony of ur performance
'Wink)'

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? lolz..pata nahi..but defi. not made from babies

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?yes

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? human behaviour
'Happy)' apne burayi kisi aur se we never accept

23.
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet
when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the
window?
i never noticed this 'Happy'
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nahii..itne kaafi hain 'Wink)'
will answr the rest baad mein..tired now 'sleep'

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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:07 pm

unable to see the images..so right now answring the rest

Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:


priyanka/preity?
srk/aamir?
arjun/mohit?
nupur/gunjun?
sanaya/monaya?
mayur/sajan?
coke/pepsi? none
cake/cupcake?
small/large? depends kya cheez hai
color/dull?
red/pink?
orange/green?
yellow/black?
music/movies?
right/left?
pizza/tacos?
spagetti & sauce/macaroni & cheese?

---------------------------

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it
actually turns on? yaar meri alarm clock toh turns off when i make it off n vice versa 'Happy)'

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it
runs someone over, does it stop to help them? zaroooor..kyun nahi

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains
neither grapes, nor nuts? manufacturer's fault

Why is it called a "drive through" if you
have to stop? coz u have to drive slowly alot during that period 'Wink)'


Why does mineral water that has "trickled through
mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? answrd already

Why are Softballs hard? coz they r comparatively softer than the rubber ones

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews,
credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? it includes all that is to b shown in thode 3 hrs 'Happy)'

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio
out of [color:d1c0=#009900 ! important][color:d1c0=#009900 ! important]coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? hez a professor, he know better

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you
plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. it allows outlet of current, hence the name

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?no idea..guess english language aisi hi hai 'Happy)'

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs! walt disney want it that way

Can blind people see their dreams? blinds hear voices in their dreams..no colors

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at
least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? car manufacturer walon ne apni car ko sabse fastest jo batana hota hai 'Happy)' fir chahe utni sped allowed ho ya nahi

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out
of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? haha..he likes wearing towel thats y

How come you press harder on a remote control when you
know the battery is dead? i dont do that

If an orange is orange, why isn't a [color:d1c0=#009900 ! important][color:d1c0=#009900 ! important]lime called a green
or a lemon called a yellow? coz only the fruit 'orange' has been given the name same as its color..

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread
always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered
bread on top of a cat? cat land on its feet

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still
#2? uska naam hi ye hai toh wo kya kare

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? i toh know only the cartoon character wale smurfs ':-?' how will anybody choke them?

Where's the egg in an [color:d1c0=#009900 ! important][color:d1c0=#009900 ! important]egg [color:d1c0=#009900 ! important]roll?
chef ne chupaya hota hai 'Happy'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:00 am

Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:
lol thanks, ofcourse i know all babies are born in da hospital..lol

lolz..u askd place where i was born, isliye said k born in hospital only 'Happy)'
tumne city ya country ka naam nahi poocha tha 'batting eyelashes'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:31 am

are u enjoying.. u want more..?
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:13 am

Prii_Loves_Mohit wrote:
Describe all these pics in words....



isko dekh k toh only 1 song coming to my mind

"ankhein teri...itni hasiin.." 'Happy)'
ya fir "golmaal golmaal everythings gonna b golmaal" 'Happy)'

done with everyhting! thnx for the bucket full of q's prii 'Grin' 'Wink)'

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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:18 am

lolz..thats soo funny sentence...
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:41 pm

amrit23 wrote:
Rah wrote:
23. Post an embarrassing photo of yourself below.

(hope the admins will excuse me for this 'Unsure' )
herez an Embarrassing Pic of Me under Shower
'blush'



hope u liked the pic 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' 'Me' looking good under shower na

(kisi ko heart attack toh nahi huya na 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' sorry but jus wanted to do something funny 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' 'rolling on the floor' )

haiiii main marjawan!!!kinni soni kudi!!!! 'blush' 'blush' 'blush' yeh tho achha sa pic tha budhu abhi post an embarassing one asli main 'Wink)' ...and why should someone get a heart attack from seeing such a gorgeous lady?? ':-?'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:17 pm

^yaar mere hisaab se toh this one is the most embarassing 'blush'
will try agar koi aur mil jaye ':-?'
but still, abhi k liye tum issi se kaam chala loh na 'Wink)'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:32 am

u girls had asked so much to amu wht should i ask :cyclops:
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:36 am

nittu tu 'Shock' 'Shock'
main koi sapna toh nahi dekh rahi?

where did u disappear haan? 'waiting'
kahin mahi ko churane k plans toh nahi bana rahi thi '/Happy'

(feeling so good to see u after so many days 'hug' )
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:59 am

amrit23 wrote:
nittu tu 'Shock' 'Shock'
main koi sapna toh nahi dekh rahi?

where did u disappear haan? 'waiting'
kahin mahi ko churane k plans toh nahi bana rahi thi '/Happy'

(feeling so good to see u after so many days'hug' )
haa mee amu 'Grin'
had break so went out of station
mahi ki chorna kii bath dont worry i will tell u and do okk 'Happy)' 'Happy)'
feeling good to be back'hug'
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:12 am

arrey Nitz why socheing so much??yahi tho mauka hai...poochhlo jho bhi chahe....Amu abhi haath ayee hai so grill her to the max nah!! :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:57 am

Amu... abhi mere pass time hi nahi zyaada question poochne ka...

U write 10 lines about me and our relationship... 😄
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:11 am

my qust
write a short ff including all ur friends
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:13 am

Well Amu you can complete the 2 tasks above phir hum sochenge if we want a new member on the hot seat...members abhi tak completely satisfied nahin hue....keep answering!!! 👅 :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:27 am

are u enjoying amu?
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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:25 am

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Amu... abhi mere pass time hi nahi zyaada question poochne ka...

U write 10 lines about me and our relationship... 😄

verni, a very sweet, simple n extremely sensitive person u are.
some1 i love to talk to all the time but lately havnt been able to do so
n also, some1 my mom thought is a boy when u used to send missed calls at midnight 'Happy)'
a wonderful writer who knows how to touch the hearts n souls of its readers but needs to learn to write longgggggggggggg 'batting eyelashes'
sometimes u leave me really confused
oh n u havnt answered my pm silly
r friendship is kaafi achi 'Grin'
n as u once said, amrit+shivi = life (i still remember lolz 'Wink)' ), was such a nice thought
ab dont count the no. of lines i've written
im sure kheench taan kar k 10 ho gayi hongi 'Wink)'

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PostSubject: Re: ~#*...Mansioneer Of The Week #8...*#~   Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:27 am

nitya wrote:
my qust
write a short ff including all ur friends

my god!
iske liye will have to think really hard nittu scratch writing ff is not something that comes to me naturally now 'Wink)'
rahi, it'll take thoda time acha 'Happy'

@prii : yeah i've enjoyed every bit of it yaar

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