We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers..
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us...
1. "Does this make me look fat?"
See Above.
1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way .
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
(so overconfident ) Actually the truth is that columbus discovered America accidently..so w/o directions he too reached the wrong place na wo toh uski kismat achi thi k even galat jagah dhoond pe bhi he got popular
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Henna Administrator
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Subject: Re: Funny Pictures -New Text Pg 5- Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:46 am
never thut about it from their P.OV... just goes to show hume jo inta kehte hain ki we moan and complain.... their list of moaning is no less...
And if a guy gave me this post... acha khasa jugrah ho sakta hai... i'm telling you...
*Resham* Crazy Painter
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Subject: Re: Funny Pictures -New Text Pg 5- Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:56 am
Well I would be in loggerheads with these males....telling u this ...
bt good tht u got this POV of males Amu....lolz
nitya Crazy Painter
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Subject: Re: Funny Pictures -New Text Pg 5- Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:24 pm
good one amu
Rah Thanedaar
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Subject: Re: Funny Pictures -New Text Pg 5- Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:37 am
haha..well if they think that way, what would they feel when they know what we think...thanks for sharing Amu...at least made me laugh a bit!